Bare

Yes, I shaved my beard. My drag name is Anne Hysteric, remember? I did leave a little soul patch, something for you fetishists to brush against. I want to be fat and have a beard make sense. What am I now, a daddy cub? A graying mongoose? Only 5 more days of my 30’s left. Only 5 more days to write the novel, discover a cure, finish my doctoral dissertation, turn the Met down for my retrospective, and read that article on Edward Albee in the New Yorker.

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