Drown your sorrows in wet fur! Wash your mind and body with me and Big Chris! Let me give you a salt rub in the steam room! Let’s sweat out our impurities together in the dry sauna! Let’s imitate cardiac arrest in the cold plunge! Get all relaxed for your boogie-ing later on:
6:00 tonight at Kabuki Hot Springs, come soak with us and be our love!