If you have those little hanger epaulets in your drip dry fine washable shirt, which you should have dried on a flat surface, but hung from a hanger anyway, wet the shoulder where the bulge is and put the shirt on as you’re rushing out the door already 1/2 an hour late for work. It’ll dry to form, fit your shoulder musculature. Voila, no shoulder horns.
I wanna be one of the Fab 5.
Tim, that was me waving and screaming at you from the blue Honda as I sped past you on the corner of Market and Diamond this morning, cell phone in ear and wet shoulders.