So none of my co-revelers is co-operating with my Halloween costume master plan. My vision involves me, BC and D dressing up as the Super Bears, with plaid capes, masks, and plastic bear noses, with furry “SB”s and an “SC” (in my case) emblazoned across our carefully tailored t-shirts. Blue jeans and stomper boots complete our ensemble, plus some kind of utility belt containing the supplies necessary for fighting and containing twinkdom. Being a superhero is easy, looking like one is difficult.
Tales of Post-Twinkie Ennui