Who’s on Chris? (Cellphone Confusion This Morning…)

CHRIS J, WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP MY CELLPHONE TODAY INSTEAD OF HIS: Hello?
CHRIS V, WHO WAS TRYING TO CALL ME: Hi… Chris?
CHRIS J: Yes, who’s this?
CHRIS V: It’s Chris.
CHRIS J: Yes, I’m Chris, who’s this?
CHRIS V: It’s Chris.
CHRIS J: Oh hi Chris.
CHRIS V: …
CHRIS J: Chris who?
CHRIS V: It’s Chris Vandemore.
CHRIS J: Hi Chris, what’s up?
CHRIS V: I’m trying to get a hold of Chris.
CHRIS J: …
CHRIS V: Chris Komater.
CHRIS J: He’s at the office.
CHRIS V: But I called his cellphone.
CHRIS J: And he gave you my number?
CHRIS V: This is his number.
CHRIS J: This is his number?
CHRIS V: You must have his cellphone.
CHRIS J: Oh.
Call waiting beep
CHRIS J: Hello?
CHRIS K: Hi Chris, it’s Chris.
CHRIS J: Yes, it’s Chris.
CHRIS K: No, I’m Chris.
CHRIS J: Chris who?
CHRIS K: Chris Komater.
CHRIS J: Oh, Chris, Chris was trying to get a hold of you. I have your cellphone. Hold on a minute…
Call waiting click
CHRIS J: Hi Chris, it’s Chris. That was Chris.
CHRIS V: I have to go.
Call waiting click
CHRIS J: Hi Chris, that was Chris. I have your cellphone.
CHRIS K: I know.
and on and on…