I started my Tangerine Liquour yesterday. It’ll be unveiled on Valentine’s Day evening. My lemon crop this year wasn’t very substantial, so I’m substituting tangerines for Meyer lemons in my Limoncello–Mandarincello! It’s called “Golden Calf: The Drink the Israelites Worshipped.”
Bachelor #8 sightings: My Dating Game fan club keeps me up to date on #8’s post-Coco dating life. His ads on Craigslist claim that he’s anywhere from 40-44 (he’s 49) in age, seeking slim men any race under 44, for a “hot tub with a hot bear. Now.” No fats, no femmes. I wonder if his bath buddies are keeping track of the ebb and flow of his age?
I’m thinking about changing my personal ad to ask for just fats and femmes. All these “masculine” guys are so in demand. I want a big hairy sissy. Now.