Poet of the Spam Gutter

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 | Uncategorized

I just received one of the most entertaining and inventive pieces of spam:

Hi
We just interest will u read spam if
it will contain something like this :

1)First one

Lazy Sock Puppets
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Why don’t sock puppets ever get anything done?
They always have a thumb up their a$$!

2)Second

Men and Women
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I’M GLAD I’M A MAN

I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe; I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts; I can get where
I want to — north, south, east or west. I don’t get wasted after only 2 beers; and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.
I won’t spend hours deciding what to wear; I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
And I don’t go around checking my reflection; in everything shiny from every direction.
I don’t whine in public and make us leave early; and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I’M GLAD I’M A WOMAN

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am; I don’t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam.
I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections; I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don’t get wasted at parties and act like a clown; and I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won’t grab your hooters, I won’t pinch your butt; my belt buckle’s not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don’t go around “re-adjusting” my crotch; or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don’t belch in public, I don’t scratch my behind.

P.S. mail to__@__.com

1) We do not unsubscribe anymore becouse abusses go to unsubscribe url.
2) If we unsubscribe u others spamers are not.
3) If u abuse this e-mail we will never make spam more usefull.

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