Chicago a Go-Go

The Big Dude and I are in Chicago, ostensibly to help Chris’ dad, Stephanie, with resolving her current financial crisis, but actually feeling out our new relation to each other as friends, although thus far I’ve been challenged with several character assaults and emotional manipulations that I calmly deflected: the Teflon Little Chrissy. We’re staying in the Ambassador East, flirted briefly with checking in as Mr. and Mr. Townsend (pronounced “Towns-end”), the character Cary Grant was mistaken for in North by Northwest when he stayed here with Eva Marie Saint. Chicago is cold, like freezing cold. Since Stephanie is nearly my size, I get to wear her full-length furs when I’m here, so there’s no need to fret, Concerned Readers, I shall remain warm, and glamorous.

Sunshine State Highlights

So Florida was pretty fun, with relatively little family drama, save for June’s hysteria and everyone’s varied reaction to it and hypothetical meanderings as to its source. I stayed with my sister Carol and her husband Bruce, and niece Megan (who went with me to Paris in June, remember?). I eased comfortably into the position of Cabana boy, cleaning their pool every morning in my ribbed suit, and floating around on a matching blue raft before meeting the rest of the gang at the beach house. We sent Megan off to college, everything covered by scholarships, plus a stipend, and free high-speed internet access in her dorm. Early in the trip Megan took Mark, Keith, me and Paul to Weeki Wachee for the mermaid show, and a beautiful boat ride down the crystal clear river, where we saw egrets, blue herons, wood storks, otters and creepy giant spiders. No manatees this trip. The mermaid theater is perched on the edge of a natural spring, extending some 20 feet below the water’s surface. The mermaids performed a loose interpretation of Hans Christian Anderson’s The Little Mermaid. They refer to each other as “mermaid sisters” and sang a fabulous song that seemed a parody of a mermaid show tune, with the lyrics “We’ve got the world by the tail!” I met the mer-man, Justin, who seemed starved for human interaction and eager for more than fishtail. We celebrated Sue’s 50th birthday a little early with a party for her and a shower of 50 gifts. Each sibling gave her 7 gifts (plus a few from mates and parents), mine compressed into a promised 7-course kaiseki ryouri meal when she comes to visit in November. Dad had his prostate and bladder removed last year (please, God, not me) and provided a vivid description of the ease of inserting and using a catheter. Who would have thought?

The plane back to San Francisco flew over a rainbow, way up high, back to the land that I heard of once in a lullaby–the land of no more heat rash.

Letters, Thunder, and a Pearl for Coco

Well… my parents, who recently officially retired, and who are great organizers (read “ones who need to toss out their children’s childhood beloved sentimental detritus from time to time to satisfy their need for order and space”) have unearthed letters written by their children to them over the past 30 years or so, and are in the process of archiving and organizing the letters into a chronological narrative of our family history, as seen from the perspective of the kids.

The few gems of mine brought down as samples include my coming out letter (“I am a homosexual”), a 5,000 word essay on my summer at the Zhejiang Academy of Fine Arts and travels around China, and a letter written shortly after graduating from the SF Art Institute, full of despair and manipulation (I had put myself through one of the most expensive art schools in the country and was apparently very resentful, hostile even, of their lack of support). The letters are so cocky and confident, and written in a florid style that I’d find hard to emulate today, but fun to read, especially my adventures in China, extensively detailed and illuminated.

Tampa is called “The Lightning Capital of the World.” Yesterday evening we watched lightning for hours, the west coast siblings thrilled by actual weather (we don’t have it in San Francisco). Our screams competed with the lightning and claps of thunder, we were so excited, like watching 4th of July fireworks.

Tonight we celebrate Sue’s 50th birthday, the second eldest. I’m on the edge of tears all the time here. I love my sisters and brothers so much, I don’t want us to ever be without each other. They’re what I want to be and what I’m not, my aspirations and envy contained neatly in 6 dynamic and fun-filled packages–Carol, Sue, Diane, June, Paul and Mark.

The pearl that I found in one of my oysters yesterday….

Pink People

Florida, Day One:
It amazes me that there is life here, that everything doesn’t shrivel and burn up. One moves from air-conditioned space to air-conditioned space, in heavily air-conditioned vehicles. Since arriving this morning I dipped my little Chrissy in the Gulf, had my first grouper sandwich–blackened and grilled, and accompanied by a dozen oysters–and now am reclining with my expanding belly and my siblings in the cottage, most of them, anyway, their offspring, our parental units, and our friend Vicky. The prime directive for the next few days will involve the gentle blending of my farmer tan with the vast white spaces of my body suddenly thrust into daylight.

Summer Sensations

Last night I was up late finishing this year’s plum jam, but was pleasantly entertained by many near-naked Italians flashing questo and quello at me over their webcams. Little could I do but flash a fruit-laden spoon back at them. Tonight I’m off for a few weeks to Florida. Yes, in August. Could you imagine? My sister assures me that her air conditioner will be set to 78. Great. I plan to stay wet most of the time, bobbing around in the Gulf, sniffing wet fur, and eating grouper sandwiches with my many siblings. I’m hoping to make it to Weeki Wachi and the mermaids this time. My sisters seem to have finally noticed that I’ve been wearing the same swim suit for 20 years, so I decided to bring my package-enhancing vertical-lined slenderizing suit while I can still get away with it.

It’s really beautiful here today, breezy and warm, the sky a lovely azure blue. The last colors and scents of the summer fill my garden–the rhodies and camelias are already setting their buds. Sunburns and beer bellies, here I come! Woo hoo! More from Anita Bryant country.

Boring Fourth of July Weekend Update

I went up to Guerneville for a few days earlier in the week, Monte Rio, actually, with Bob, but got back into town in time to see the fireworks with Big Chris from Twin Peaks last night. The Russian River’s gorgeous right now, with the fog just off the coast keeping things a little nippy. Some really good restaurants are popping up here and there. I finally got a good meal at the Village Inn, rack of lamb and crab cakes, and a spectacular river view. Next door, at the Highland Dell, a new Italian Restaurant has opened that’s supposed to be really good, and Graton, which has been nothing more than an intersection for years, has burst onto the scene with three new restaurants, one of which, the Willow Wood Market Cafe, we supped at with Stanley and thoroughly enjoyed. The humpy straight daddies outnumbered the gay ones this trip, with every other one acknowledging my visual undressing with an affectionate nod my way. Coming up through Marshall, after barbequed oysters in Tomales, over the pristine Marshall-Petaluma Road, the scent of fennel and dried grass in the hot air, I passed through Petaluma and picked up a great new shelving unit, unmarked, but very much in the style of Gilbert Rohde, probably 30’s or 40’s, with an unusual inwardly canted door in the center. I scoured the Gravenstein Highway for Jalan, but came home empty handed.

Two Reeses over the past few days; stepson Reese’s concert at the Boys’ Chorus camp in Healdsburg, and then tonight Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde 2 at the Metreon Center, which was fun. The franchise will surely have her in the White House by Legally Blonde 6, if not sooner. Reese Witherspoon has steamrolled down a career path that has produced progressively less interesting and challenging roles for her, following her brilliant performances in Freeway andElection, although I’m looking forward to her Becky Sharpe in Vanity Fair. I haven’t been a-movie-ing much lately. I did see The Right Stuff with BC last night, and thought the editing was fantastic, and loved all the bureaucratic humor.
This is really a boring post, isn’t it? Fact is, I’m just bored. And I hate my new haircut.

Why oh Why do I Love Paris?

The people that I met and played with…

Sue Megan Bob Me Peter Luis
Chris Nico Clemence Lawrence Stan David
Fred Davide Art Kathleen Simone Etel

I love Paris when it sizzles, and it was sizzling. As in hot. I stayed with Bob in the Marais, in the apartment of his cousins, who live in New York and generously offered us the use of their pied a terre for the month of June. Bob is still there, working on his latest book of short stories which will be released in the fall. My friends Peter and Luis came along. Every morning Luis woke early, and with Bob, the other hunter-gatherer, scoured the streets of the Marais for pastries and fabulous cheeses, while Peter and I made tea and were supposed to plan where we were going to go that day, but mostly gossiped about Louis XVI’s foreskin or the decorative arts.

Here’s the rather bleak view from the apartment:

I lost three pounds on a diet of about 5 pastries/day, endless raw-milk cheeses, and lots of really great wine. (I call wine medicine now, since it’s been discovered that a glass a day is equivalent to exercise.)

On my first day there, I met up with my old photographer friend Chris Nisperos, who used to run Toto Foto on Castro in the mid-80’s before Headlines forced him to sell so that they could move in, and now lives in Paris with his cute boyfriend Nico, for a tour of the Marais, the Place de Vosges, and the area around the Bastille. We ate dinner at a bistro called Cafe de l’Industrie. The food was only so so, but the waitresses all looked like models, very exotic and sexy, with teeny waists and exposed pierced navals. The wine was cheap and good, though.

Food highlights included foie gras sandwiches and Berthillon ice cream (pear sorbet and caramel ice cream) on the Ile de la Cite, a dreamy Blanquette de Veau, greens with eggs and bacon, and a fabulous tarte tatin at Le Petit Tonneau near the Invalides, innovative and exquisitely crafted pastries from Pierre Herme on Rue Bonaparte (we spent about 50 euros) which included a tart of tomato and strawberry (!), and speaking of tomatoes as desserts, a tomato tarte tatin (!) at Les Philosophe in the Marais, and a thrilling new take on the classic bistro in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower at Au Bon Accueil, which had a prix fixe meal of only 25 euros–surely the best bargain in Paris for such an extraordinary meal.

I met up with 2 cute furry Italians, thanks to matchmaker Victor–Davide and Fred. I invited them to accompany me to see an exhibit at the Musee de la Mode et du Textile, in the Louvre, Trop, an exhibition of costume and fashion jewelry from the 20’s to the 60’s, taken from Barbara Berger’s collection, and dresses from throughout the 20th Century culled from the Museum’s collection. It was Davide’s first trip to Paris, and perhaps an exhibit not so suited to meeting someone new, but it was nice to get to know him and Fred, and we took a nice long walk through the Tuilleries, across the Seine and around to the Latin Quarter for lunch, and then back across the Seine to the Marais apartment. That afternoon I discovered the Carnavalet Museum, which I’d never thought of visiting before, but ended up spending the rest of the afternoon there, and a good bit of another day later in the trip. The museum is devoted to the history of Paris, in a 16th century mansion where Madame de Sevigne, whose letters created a rich source of insight into life in 17th century France, once lived. You can see Proust’s cork-walled bedroom, a whole wing devoted to the revolution, including mementos made of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette’s hair, a gorgeous Art Nouveau jewelry showroom designed for Georges Fouquet by Alphonse Mucha, with bronze peacocks, stained glass, mosaics, and four grand bubbled glass vitrines which display about one piece of jewelry each.

I didn’t visit the grand museums of Paris this time around, except for the Guimet, devoted to Asian art, and to me the most beautifully designed and organized museum that I’ve ever visited, the Pompidou Center, and the Cluny. The Guimet has a wonderful collection of art from an area of what is now Afghanistan and Pakistan. Gandhara art, the first to give iconographic form to the Buddha’s life, shows the influence of Hellenic scultpture and art. In the grid below you can see a sculpture of one of George Bush’s more enlightened ancestors. At the Pompidou, I was thrilled to see myself reflected in Brancusi’s Sleeping Muse, one of my favorite sculptures. The Cluny not only has the amazing Lady and the Unicorn tapestries, but also one of the many sculptures I came across in France devoted to the genital mutilation of Christ–oh, and his umbilical cord. I also saw several smaller exhibitions, most memorably one devoted the the work of 16th century manuscript illuminator, Jean Fouquet (no relation to Georges) at the Bibliotheque National.

David Bigelman, a Cuban architect that I met while in Paris in ’99 before going to Havana, led me and Bob around one day through the Bagatelle garden, in the Bois de Bologne. David is working on several large projects, including the remodel of the Champs Ellyses, but works primarily in urban renewal. The garden surrounds a chateau built by Comte d’Artois for his sister-in-law, Marie Antoinette, and was designed in the English style by a Scottish gardener, Thomas Blaikie. The garden was host to an exhibition about labyrinths, and included documentation as well as actual reconstructions of famous mazes. I love the formality of the French garden, and how little it changes from season to season, but was totally won over by the annual rose competition, which transforms one of the smaller gardens into an hysterical explosion of color and scent.

Peter, who is visually impaired, was allowed to fondle the sculptures in most of the museums. I didn’t accompany him to the Louvre, but he reported being most impressed by the classical endowments. I had always heard that the Greeks found large packages to be vulgar, but who am I to rain on Peter’s parade of classical peters? There are several Herculeses that I’d be happy to guide him around.

I attended several lively dinners, one thrown by Art Bierman and Kathleen Fraser. Art is a writer and philospher, currently writing a play about a contemporary hermaphrodite. Kathleen, his wife, is a poet. They’re renting a place in Montparnasse for the summer, and had us over for paella. Simone Fatale and Etel Adnan were there. They split their time between Sausalito, Lebanon and Paris, and treated us to the story of how they got together, which involved a wild party at Simone’s, too many hash brownies, and three days’ “recouperation” in bed. Simone looks and acts just like what you think someone named Simone Fatale would look and act like–deep husky voice, eyelashes that create little breezes when batted at you. She just exhibited her recent sculptures in Paris, and Etel is having a play produced somewhere this summer, maybe Greece? Since dinner ended well after the last Metro, Art put us on a bus, unfortunately going in the wrong direction, so we ended up getting home rather late. Early, I mean. I had several lovely dinners in the 6th arrondissment with a friend of my sister’s, Lawrence. Sue, my sister, and our niece, Megan, who just graduated from high school, were also in town while I was there and were staying with Lawrence in her 5th floor walkup. Lawrence has lived in her 17th century building for about 20 years. Several years ago, she asked her landlord if she could expand her tiny little apartment by breaking into the attic. She cut a hole in her ceiling and expanded her tiny apartment into the space above her little abode, plus into the neighboring building, more than tripling her rental space. She explosed lovely old wooden beams and created a magical environment for her and her brilliant child, Clemence, who at 8, speaks fluent english, and is a total treat to be around. Lawrence’s husband died in a swimming accident several years ago, but was resucitated after being dead for something like 20 minutes. He has lost all of his long term memory, and lives in a hospital, but maintains ever-changing short-term relationships with them.

The bourgeoisie is dead. And buried at the Pere Lachaise cemetery (see picture below).

I did make it to the Bear’s Den, the Paris bear bar. For an orange juice. Bears are kind of skinny in Paris, or at least the ones who were prowling during my brief visit, and they don’t seem to have much hair. They do have the costumes, though. Could it be fair for me to draw such a conclusion from an hour during a weekday afternoon at the Bear’s Den? The bar is located on the corner of Rue Nicolas Flamel, which should mean something to you Harry Potter fans.

Obligitory shots of Notre Dame. That’s Saint Denis holding his head. When he was martyred, he picked up his chopped off head and carried it across town.

Sue, Megan and I took a day-trip to see the cathedral at Chartres. There really is such a thing as Chartres blue. We hiked up the 300 steps to the top of the high gothic north tower. From that perspective one really understands the monumental task of building such a structure. And way up there, where no one except the almighty Herself can see anything, there are beautifully carved sculptures in just about every nook and cranny. Where did that word “cranny” come from? Oh, there’s a picture in the middle of the last row of photos below of another rendering of the ritual genital mutilation of Christ, from the choir screen. I remember something in Sienna about St. Catherine wearing his foreskin as a ring in some marriage fantasy that she had about him. Would she simply be another urban primitive if she were alive today? The Bride of Christ, St. Catherine was cool, actually, she would pray so fervently that she frequently levitated.

So I really like Paris a lot. Rome has always been my favorite city in the world, and Italians my favorite people, but Paris was so lovely, the people so sweet (really), and the food so wonderful that I’m going to have to spend some more time there.

Language Update

Well, it’s been about 6 weeks or so since I started my intensive French language study.

I am quite confident in my ability to ask whether or not the car has enough gas, how far it is to Marseilles, whether or not we shall play tennis tomorrow, what the doctor’s phone number is, and how many children you have. Unfortunately, it is my suspicion that nothing I have learned is going to be of any use whatsoever, unless a tennis player and his wife and three children, one of whom went to school in Lyon, invite me to drive with them to visit their doctor in Marseilles. When I spent a month there in 1999, I frequently lapsed into Italian with a French accent, and hoped for the best. At least I can say that I’ll have another glass of red wine, please, and ask where the toilets are. But they have to tell me either, it’s over there, straight ahead, to the left or to the right. I am so intrigued by the numbering. After a very logical pattern of suffixes, they gave up after sixty. Seventy is “sixty ten.” Eighty is “four twenties.” The French call ninety nine “four-twenties-ten-nine.” Why didn’t they just stop at ten? Eleven could be “ten one,” twelve “ten two,” twenty one “two ten one,” and so on. Why do I get so nervous about this? The one time I was relaxed about the language barrier in a foreign country was in Greece, where I could only say hello, goodbye, good evening, the check please, and thank you. Is it the top in me, or the bottom that’s the problem? I still have a week before partir-ing, and for the euro to start declining, and to relax with my limited bizarre vocabulary.

Great First Times

I saw a delightful little film tonight, Raising Victor Vargas, Peter Sollett’s first film about a Dominican-American family in the lower east side, very much a slice of life taken from reality and not from Hollywood cliche. There’s so much tenderness, as well as a lot of young male posturing and sexual agressivity that remains playful, never threatening or escalating into violence. When I was very young, very naive, and very into glamour, in 1985, I took my first trip to New York with my friend Augustine. His “Nanna” offered to put us up in her apartment on West Moshula Parkway. We had no idea that West Moshula Parkway was in the Bronx, and thus an hour away from anything, nor that Nanna lived in the projects. We arrived at 2:00 in the morning with our 5 suitcases and Augustine’s furs (it was May), and my chandelier drop earrings. As soon as Nanna opened the door, she looked us up and down and said “I got someone I want y’all ta meet” and in the morning took us downstairs to meet Winston, her skinny queeny hairdresser, snap snap, who showed us fabulous New York. The guys in the projects would whistle at Augustine, and call him “Miss Thing” but it was all in fun, and we never felt threatened. And some guy always opened the door for Augustine. Maybe we were just lucky, but I did go away thinking that the media had created an illusion that was out of synch with reality. Raising Victor Vargas is a very real and very familiar New York family snapshot, if not completely original, and loads of fun.

I saw another interesting first film this week, Justin Lin’s Better Luck Tomorrow, which borrows heavily from film narrative, but creates very rich portraits of bored Asian-American teenage over-achievers who get involved in drugs and crime. An incredible first film–very well-written, with excellent performances.

I also saw Sex and Lucia this week, which I also liked, particularly for its integration of pornographic content, and more particularly for one scene of an enormous mud-smeared glans slowly emerging from an equally enormous mud-smeared foreskin. I am so in favor of this recent European tendency to challenge any distinctions between nudity and pornography. I am not that fond of genre porn because the sex is presented in a language that doesn’t draw from my reality, or even an abstraction of it that moves me, aside from the brilliant “art” films of the Brothers Gage, where you see guys playing with stereotypes and really enjoying what they’re doing.